Attempting to write captions for images :)

you have to reblog baldboy swag or else you die instantly

[ID: An image of Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo against a black background coolly looking towards the viewer, the text next to him edited to read, “i wish all people who have lost all motivation to complete even the simplest tasks during this pandemic a very pleasant evening”. End ID]

[ID: A screenshot of a conversation between the user “Rachel” and two users whose names have been censored. The first user sends two images concurrently. The first is a photo of someone praying towards an oncoming beam of light, with the caption, “Please Ancestors. I need your guidance”. The second image is a crude, computer-generated rendering of a slender, prehistoric sea creature, with the caption, “*Flopping noises*”. Rachel replies, “Too far back”. The other censored user counters, “I think I would like to hear him out”. End ID]

[ID: Two images, both screenshots. The first is of cropped text from DeviantArt, reading, “Wow he’s so cute aaa\\\\ *sees henis gay* Oh come on (I support lgbtq)”. The second image is of a comment from Tumblr by user “pankakked”, reading, “*sees henis gay*”. End ID]

[ID: Two images, one a screenshot, the other an edited screencap from a video. The first image is from the Futurology subreddit from Reddit, and is of a post linking to an article titled, “Should we recognize privacy as a human right?” The second image is of Bill Nye, a scientist and entertainer, behind a countertop on which a globe that is aflame, a blanket, a fire extinguished, and a bucket sit. Nye is flailing his arms in frustration, mouth agape, looking towards the camera as he does so. The caption over the image has been edited to read, “Yes you fucking idiot!” End ID]

[ID: Two images, both screenshots. The first image is of a Google search result for the release date of Rango, reading, “March 4, 2011″. The second image is of a post from Snapchat, depicting a photo from within a theater that is playing Rango. The overlaying caption reads, “i’ve been trapped in this movie theatre watching Rango for the past 10 years”. End ID]

if you put on music during sex you can call that a poundtrack

[ID: A photo with overlaying white text. The photo is a watermarked stock picture of a person with short hair and a button-down shirt looking blankly towards the viewer and smiling, holding up a calculator and a thumbs-up. The top text reads, “LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT 63% OF THE SQUAD LAUGHING”, with the bottom reading, “NOT BAD, NOT BAD AT ALL”. End ID]

‪gun to your head which of the 7 dwarves are you fucking‬

[ID: A screenshot of an anonymous ask from Tumblr. The text reads, “don’t endorse a fucking Disney property you bootlicking cunt”. End ID]

[ID: A screenshot from the comments section of a DeviantArt post, with the names of the two users censored. The first user says, “How are you”. The second user asks, “Hey, what kind of art you into?” The first user replies, “Green”. The second user asks, “Green?”. End ID]

[ID: A screenshot of a Twitter post from user “@JayGrindz”. The post reads, “I’m at yo BM crib throwin M&M’s at yo kid head full speed”.

[ID: A screenshot of a Twitter post from user “@Rixenl”. The post is an image depicting three books of varying sizes. The first book is traditionally-bound, with a faded red cover and a few pages of yellowing paper, and is labelled, “OC Lore I share”. The second is identical to the first book, but is somewhat bulkier, and is labelled, “OC Lore I have prepped to share incase people ask”. The third book is incredibly thick, and is labelled, “OC Lore you unlock with lvl 50 friendship only”. End ID]

Why thank you

[ID: An image depicting Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo against a black background, looking nonchalantly towards the viewer. To the left of him is white text that has been edited to read, “i wish all AMAB NONBINARY PPL a very pleasant evening”. End ID]

[ID: A screenshot of a headline from ScienceAlert, which reads, “A Cephalopod Has Passed a Cognitive Test Designed For Human Children”. An image of a cephalopod, a sea creature with tentacles and a bulbous posterior, is attached. End ID]

in case anyone was wondering what’s happening on twitter dream the minecraft guy is getting into a flame war with the kid who voice acted gumball because gumball said his merch looks like shit

[ID: Two images, both cropped screenshots. The first screenshot is of two comments on Tumblr from user “catboy”, the first reading “GET HIS ASS GUMBALL”, and the second reading, “DOWN WITH JAMES CHARLES MINECRAFT HE GOES”. The second screenshot is from a retail clothing website, and depicts two photographs of products that are listed. The first is a bright green hoodie with two crudely-rendered black dots and a line turned upwards, depicting a smile, on the front of the hoodie, and is labelled, “DREAM SMILE HOODIE - $40.00 USD”. The second listing depicts a black hoodie with a white design identical to the previous listing, and is labelled, “DREAM SMILE FLEECE HOODIE, BLACK - $40.00 USD”. End ID]

[ID: A screenshot of two Discord messages from user “assigned will graham kinnie...” The first reads, “IF SOMEONE MENTIONS THE NAKED TEST MILE THING AGAIN I WILL LEAVE”. The second reads, “ROLE RAT.” End ID]

[ID: A screenshot of three Discord messages from user “grandpa godpop”. The first message reads, “yknow what I want”. The second says, “greek orthodox cannibal bread”. The third and final message reads, “jesus is delicious”. End ID]