Average Idiot

Maybe 2030 will be my year, cus I don’t have faith in the rest of the decade considering everything that’s happened.

We always say “merry crisis” as a joke but having this mysterious illness again, I feel like I am having a merry crisis for real

The sickness has taken my willpower and now I must fuel myself with my rage alone.

I can discern reality from fiction, but I just choose not to because its more fun that way

Why does snapping have a reload time?

If your banana is red, im pretty sure its a chili pepper

Theoretically speaking, a disney princess would probably be able to give someone rabies if the animal actually works with her.

When traumatized, I may make owl sounds

Cackling like I’m evil and saying I’m unstoppable when in reality I’m just doing something I don’t want to do

Petition to bring back the boston thing. We need it.

Put a gun to anyone’s head and they’ll agree headache is an emotion