Sam || He/him

Okay I’ll admit this the was really awesome and a really well matched to the song and edited

That’s fucking tight.

ting ting TING TING TING! TING! *panting out of breath gasps in time to the beat* I LIVE FOR THIS STUFF

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up. 

This is amazing! AMAZING. Chronic illness does its best to strip you of your dignity, your control, and your identity. This is a great example of how things that might seem trivial to a healthy person, can make all the difference in someones life. 

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

The ultimate pun

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

Healthy male friendships are almost as rare in mainstream fiction as gay male relationships, and maybe more rare in fanfiction. Let men be wonderful friends without pushing a romantic relationship, just like men and women should be able to be wonderful friends without the pressure of a romantic relationship.

*AGGRESSIVELY SLAMS REBLOG UNTIL I DIE*

This is literally the reason men are so terrified of being open about loving each other platonically, because they don’t want people to assume they’re gay just because they can be supportive of their fucking friends

All this post is missing is @warriormale

Warrior Male being amazing as always

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

This is unsettling.

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

A round of applause

it’s 2018 please put the k back in thicc

thikc

you know what, I’ll take it

þikc

how dare you, how dare you have the fucking gall, to introduce the thorn into this already abomination of a post

sadphonics is the thorn in biggest-gaudiest-patronuses’ side

did you have to

vampire conspiracy theories, go!

Vampires love to count things, and are therefore exceptional knitters.

fantastic!

shoutout to people going through puberty, that shit is exhausting 

Extra shoutout to the people going through puberty twice cause the first time wasn’t the right way

respect

of all the outcomes in all the universes this is the best possible result

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

off to therapy, you guys want anything?

For you to feel secure in your mental health, and if not secure at least hopeful and confident that you’re making the right decisions for yourself.

I’m in fucking tears thanks mate