what if instead of saying “beep beep richie” each of the losers carried one of those horns kids put on their bikes and honked it at richie every time he said dumb shit

(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming

i just like to think about eddie taking richie’s glasses and putting them on himself and asking how he looks bc he thinks that is flirting and he’s hoping that richie will say “cute” or something but instead richie just pauses for a moment before saying “....... idk you took my glasses i can’t see”

I can't believe straight people think butch lesbians are scary. I see a butch lesbian and I'm immediately like I would trust you with my life