Things I Find Amusing

Honestly? To be honest? tbh? Truthfully? I’m so tired

I had a Terry's Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.

So what you’re saying in the replies is that they are sold everywhere and they’re just hiding them from me every time I enter a store.

So what you’re saying is some sort of evil sorcerer put a curse on me to make Terry’s chocolate oranges totally invisible to me.

My mother just told me she bought me a chocolate orange one year for Christmas and put it in my stocking over the fireplace and it MELTED BEFORE I COULD EAT IT. I’m starting to think there is an actual curse on me and this is no longer a joke.

half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

The other half is crying

I personally think it should be illegal to reject an employees vacation days if they have the PTO to cover for it

this is what conservatives think happens to a kid's brain when they see a queer couple in a cartoon

Me logging into Sword Art Online