title so i can have a third color

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

pregnant with a bag of peas

the problem is that a lot of people think that the evil of eugenics is "playing with forces of nature man was not meant to meddle with" and not the whole cohercion and killing and mutilation of people

the fact that phobias of insects and arachnids are taken more seriously and treated with more urgency than real life-threatening conditions or chronic disabilities will never not be hair pulling and mind boggling to me. what do you mean this video game has an arachnophobia filter but has no accessibility features to prevent seizures, eyestrain, or vertigo, or help people with visual/auditory processing, or neurological conditions that effect fine motor skills

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

a coworker saw me do it today and her expression was unreadable

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*