How to lose an election in ten days

when you have more followers than jeremy corbyn has parliamentary supporters

When you’re asked what the biggest bacon sandwich you’ve eaten is

When she sends nudes but you’re in Parliament and you have to play it cool

when david cameron posts another pig meme on the parliament group chat

when everyone is focusing on your brother but you know your time will come

When David Cameron tries to drop some witty banter in the House of Commons

when you’ve had a bit too much to drink at the parliament christmas party and you decide to tell david cameron what you think of him

I beat Stella Creasy at pool today. Everyone said I got too into it and ruined the Christmas party.

when david cameron gets called out in parliament

Me: Justine, dear, I think we only need Waitrose essentials wholewheat pasta and some Pesto Justine: You don't run this country and you don't run this larder

when its not maybelline, you were born with it

when you and the shadow cabinet get glasses for tap water but fill them with unlimited soft drinks at nandos

just one of those days when i would love to squash a certain prime minister’s head :)

Getting rid of all the negativity in my life :) 2016 will be my year :)

had lunch with the shadow cabinet today :)

just wiping my nose.. unlike the PM i don’t have anyone to do it for me haha