I still wake up with things to tell you

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

I'm being dragged in the group chat bc I accidentally wore two different pairs of shoes to the theater. I wasn't even in a hurry, I have no fucking excuse for not noticing this

I totally forgot about this oh my god

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

:|

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.