saponification but make it sexy

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

this post is apparently going around terf circles now so i feel like i should let y'all know that you are agreeing with a transsexual lesbian who fucks nasty. get the fuck off my post and also your "feminism" is anything but.

reblog this version, cowards

[running into the room out of breath] over the garden wall more like over my dick and ball

no i don’t hold onto resentment ever. Hope they die though however

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

vampire themed blow job otherwise known as bela lugosi's head

produces one agonized scream before doing three little circles and curling up cozy to nap

I'm on a noble quest to feel something

shame