Kittleimp's Marvel Blog

Hakoda speaks at both Sokka and Katara’s weddings but that doesn’t stop him thinking their husbands’ names are Zeke and Aandy

of course we can’t rule out the possibility that there are in fact so many groups of badass lesbian warriors in the avatarverse that mixing up their names is a common mistake and THAT is the future liberals want

Oshinama Island actually isn’t far from Kyoshi Island and the two get along well except that the Kyoshi Warriors and the Oshinama Fighters fucking loathe each other. Suki and Katara are hanging out one day when Suki sees the leader of the Oshinama Fighters out shopping and she’s like “Sorry one second” and draws her sword

Ahdjsjs CATFA where everything in the movie is the same except when Steve comes out of the chamber all buff and Hugeified the first thing he does is pull the elastic of his pants to check his dick size

And everyone around him is all :000 waiting for the verdict but then Steve just sighs and is like 'aw man, it stayed the same :(' and then for the next 90 years the scientific community are convinced he has a micropenis

PLOT TWIST: he was actually packing 8+ inches the entire time, even when he was skinny. He was just sad the serum didn’t round it up to 9. Tony & Bruce (part of the ‘scientists who think steve has a micropenis’ gang) discover this when they’re in the Avengers’ locker room getting changed after a fight. tony faints

*screaming laughter* @tilltheendwilliwrite @suz-123 @bolontiku *wheeze*