edens_a_rat

you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

you’re really complaining about the discount roller coaster

baaabababa

“Some of the children’s flutings are high up on walls and on the ceilings, so they must have been held up to make them or have been sitting on someone’s shoulders,”

why do men talk to you like you’ve never left the house or used the internet. they frame every conversation like you just crawled out of a hole and he knows everything, ever

i had the displeasure of speaking with a man and we were talking about animal crossing and he said “oh if you like animal crossing you should check out this game stardew valley it’s similar but-” and i went “i know i already own it” and he didn’t know how to continue the conversation. like genuinely what goes on inside men’s heads that they don’t consider the possibility that other people know about things