rotting wolf girl

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

does writing fanfiction count as art

don't make me say the mummy thing again

One of the most heartbreaking things in this world is when a pervertgirl is so tired she can’t even muster up the energy to be horny.

Best customer I’ve ever had was when some rich white cape cod lady in a floor length fur coat came into my store and asked her daughters what sweated pants were and how to wear them and her daughters kept trying to explain what sweat pants were to her and she was completely and utterly flummoxed by them

She asked if sweat pants are bisexual and her daughter was like “unisex?” and she was like “sure”

My honest problem with mechsploitation is the lack of care. Yes a big part of mechsploitation is degradation and braking someone but still a good handler cares for her hound. Listen here handler, pat her head, kiss her forehead, tell her that she did well. Make her happy and show her love she is your hound after all

oh yeah? well can your "xenodrugs" do this? *i jab myself with several syringes of combat stims, causing all the blood vessels in my eyes to spontaneously burst*