eddtom69

I feel like I have to many expectations on the life I'm living

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

accidentally reached a flow state of blocking people

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

Guys does anyone know where to find that one aphmau post where Jess talks about the Garrence smut she wrote??