a lost cause

Only sometimes? Damn son, you should count your lucky stars because I have to go like four times a week if I want to be able to eat donuts. I hope so, or else I might have to do bad things to the donuts you’re going to receive. Do you mean Boston cream? Because those are amazing and we totally get those. I can be nice for no reason, although I wouldn’t say no to a friendly discount either.

Well at least it goes towards a good cause, like being real good at kicking bad guys' asses. Now I'm terrified. Yeah, Boston cream. I promise you'll get a friendly discount if nothing bad happens to those donuts.

Do you work out a lot too or were you just blessed? That is definitely true and I’d have to go all the way to the store so please, never run out of alcohol. Next time I see a big box of donuts around the office I’ll snatch you a few. What’s your favorite flavor?

I go to the gym sometimes. I'll do my best to make sure that never happens. I like those cream filled ones, I don't know what they're called. And thanks, that's really nice of you.

Do you eat that much? Although if you’d like I’d happily offer you some donuts to sponsor the belly.

I eat a lot, yeah, but I also don't drink a lot. If I have no alcohol, I have no customers. Donuts would be very appreciated, though.

Have you ever seen Homer shirtless? He’s definitely working his beer belly.. Better start working on yours, mister.

I'm honestly surprised I'm not rocking one by now. I think I'm immune.

Batman with a beer belly is suddenly not so attractive.

Aren't beer bellies usually not so attractive? Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Simple term: teenagers with no money. I do important work here, mister.

I believe you. Stealing nail polish is a gateway to breaking and entering.

Another nail polish thief bites the dust.

Nail polish thief?

Other than that I’m so desirable that it hurts?

Yeah, I'm positive that that's not it.

If I knew coming to this party would mean people letting out their…inner rage, I would have chosen to stay home instead. She’s not even the worst of what I’ve seen tonight.

Well, it is an Anti Valentine's Day party. But some people are definitely taking it to a whole new level. What's the worst you've seen?

..It didn’t have my face on it, right?

I couldn't really tell. It was bashed in within two seconds. Would there be a reason that it had your face on it?

Careful now, don’t get too close because with that swing, you’re sure to get knocked right out.

Trust me, I have no intention of going near that lady. She looks drunk and pissed off.

That might be why mine’s sticking. It could explain things.

Yeah, that's my best guess.

Why would I stir it?

You're supposed to stir it... so it doesn't stick.

Maybe it’s a good thing I normally eat out. I think I fused the pasta to the pot.

Did you stir it?

And that it’s expected from me to keep you company..

Who else are you going to talk to? It's either me, Jason, or this one guy who comes in and sits at the same table and talks to himself.

Not exactly and probably not the brightest either if her house got robbed a bunch of times. Well, bottom line of the story, she thought it was a loving pet and the snake was preparing to eat her whole.. But yeah.. like, who would you expect to own a bar? Some big alcohol loving dude, or an old guy, but you don’t seem like either.

You'd think she could afford better security. Wow, that was a really big mistake on her part. Snakes aren't really the cuddly type. Well, before today, I thought all detectives looked like David Caruso.