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Eh, it was worth a try. People cry too much when getting fired. Whaaat? I’m not old. That’s just rude.

Yeah, so that you won't fire them. They're not doing their job, there's someone out there who will do it even better. No, dear brother, that's the truth.

Probably for nothing. I have ended up having less meetings since she was hired also. Wanna fire her for me? You’re more intimidating. I thought you started working here for the parking spot and the free crepe station?

I can't fire your PA. She's yours. Plus, she'll go and tell the media how you're too scared to hire your own employees and send your sister to do it. Come on now, Xavier, you're old, but you're not that old.

Probably. Pretty sure she’s been stealing stationary supplies. You drive a hard bargain there sis. 

Then she needs to go. What is she getting paid to do if she's not even doing what she's supposed to do? Hey now, lets not forget how I started this work. 

Nah I’m good. I just thought the hat could’ve kept you warm. Was I? Huh. My personal assistant didn’t give me the message. Okay. okay. How about a compromise. Advance warning when it’s not a tropical climate?

Sounds like you need a new PA and no, advance warning on all business trips. I can't scramble last minute to pull everything I need together.

Did you get one of those fuzzy hats? Should’ve gotten a fuzzy hat. So only advance warning when it’s somewhere cold?

You can go to Russia yourself and get a fuzzy hat. You were supposed to be there too, you know. Advance warning always, Xavier. 

Good to know you feel that way. Next time I have to go on one, you can go instead.

I went to Russia. To Russia. It was cold, and everyone was very, very, serious. Next time I'd like advance warning on a trip, so I'm not waking up the morning of and being told I have to go to Russia.

I do not understand how some people can hate puppies, they are all so adorable.

Did you meet someone who hated puppies?

I’ve heard of you, although it’s a pleasure to meet you in real life. Sounds like your growing up was a lot different from mine. I’ve only ever been in the tabloids a few times for things that got me into a lot of trouble behind the scenes, but well that’s what happens when you start to taint your imagine. I can’t imagine growing up around this kind of stuff. 

I'm glad you think so, most people just think I'll be in a drunken stupor when they meet me or on something. Sounds like it, but it seems like the road we've ended up on is the same. If you ever need help with dealing with all of that, I'm happy to help, don't hesitate to ask. You can usually find me at my house, or at the family company building. Honestly, I don't know what to tell you. I've always known this way, it's never been any different.

What did I say? Anger issues. That was totally uncalled for.

That was definitely called for, and I'll gladly do it again.

You’re very aggressive for a rich snob. Didn’t daddy pay for anger management?

I do believe this is long overdue with the amount of times you've talked rudely of my dead father.

Because it’s too pretty?

I hardly doubt that's why it's not getting beaten.

How you manage to not get that face of yours constantly beaten up, is a wonder to me.

If you loved butterflies it’d be a fun job. Kind of niche though. You probably wouldn’t get much work. 

That's true. You'd probably need more than the one job in order to make some sort of living.

What did freaky eyebrow dude do to make you drool all over his balls?

I suppose that’s right, but in a year I’ll full embrace it. Until then I’d rather get to just not worry about people or what I look like to people, but I have to anyway. And I don’t know why I’m saying all this. How do you know all of this? 

I'm Helena Imperialis, my family is very well known, haha. I've been featured in tabloids quite a bit, unfortunately.