okay so, this amazing anonymous request came in for prompts in which the sender is defending the receiver from a third party, who is being unnecessarily aggressive towards them! and me being me, i decided it was best to not only make a number of lists for this precise vibe, but ALSO to clarify in the list that these prompts are not directed towards the receiver of the meme, but rather to an NPC third party! unless the sender specifies otherwise. in which case, go wild! be sure to copy and paste the prefix (in this case: TO THE AGGRESSOR: ) to clarify with the receiver! i hope you guys enjoy using these as much as i enjoyed writing them!! and as always, DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST!!! i am making MORE lists based on this request!

DIALOGUE PROMPTS:

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " that's enough. "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " back off, already! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " you need to think very carefully about the next words that leave your mouth. "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " watch your mouth, dickhead! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " how the hell is your response even CLOSE to being proportionate to what they did?! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " come on, man, they made a mistake. that's all. "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " hey, hey, hey! it was just a stupid accident, right? that's all. no need to be a dick about it! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " hey, would you relax already?! they didn't mean to! they meant nothing by it! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " talk to them like that one more time, and i swear to you, you'll never talk again. "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " if anyone else has something they'd like to say to [RECEIVER], they can direct it to me. got that? "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " alright, they get it! you made your point! now shut the hell up! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " how much more sanctimonious bullshit do you intend on heaving on them?! shut up already! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " are you done? "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " leave them alone! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " don't make me repeat myself, man. back off. "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " pick on someone your own size, asshole! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " do you always have to be such a dick? "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " don't go anywhere near them ever again, do you hear me?! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " go take a walk and come back when you're ready to be reasonable. "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " i dare you to say another word to them. go on. i DARE you. "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " keep going. go on. keep on terrorizing them. just remember, though: actions have consequences. "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " how dare you speak to them like that?! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " god, you really do love the sound of your own voice, don't you? it's a shame that the rest of us don't. "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " you must feel like a real badass right about now, yeah? yelling and frightening and humiliating someone with more decency and respect than you. except you're not a badass, you know. you're just a coward. "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " okay, they get it! message received, asshole; now relax! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " oh, you're a special kind of asshole, huh? yelling at people you deem weaker than yourself for no good reason. how pathetic do you have to be? "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " well, if you're done being a whinging cry-baby, [RECEIVER] and i have actual important shit to get on with, so... you better scuttle away, yeah? "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " what the hell is your problem?! you don't get to just treat people like that, jackass! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " if making people cry is the only thing that gives your life meaning, you need serious help. now get away from them. "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " i will not repeat myself. get. the hell. away from them. NOW. "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " is there a problem here? "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " you're teaching them a lesson, is that it?! you like lessons, dumbass? here's one for you; talk shit, get hit! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " you better shut your mouth before i shut it for you! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " i think they get the message, dickhead, okay? loud and clear. now back off!

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " tell me, is it a challenge to be such a relentless asshole, or does it just come naturally to you? "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " quit acting like you've never messed up before, jackass, and leave them be! "

TO THE AGGRESSOR: " this was all just some big misunderstanding, right? why don't you go cool off? take a walk, grab some water, move on. sound good? "

ACTION PROMPTS:

[ PUNCH ]: sender intervenes in a conflict between the receiver and a third party by punching the aggressor solidly in the face.

[ BLOCK ]: when the aggressor begins to invade the receiver's body space, sender pushes between them and shoves the aggressor back, serving as a human shield to the receiver.

[ EVICT ]: after intervening on the receiver's behalf, sender firmly and inarguably forces the aggressor to leave the building, never to return to the premises again.

[ GLARE ]: while in full view of the receiver, sender pins a terrifyingly ruthless glare on the aggressor, engaging in a brief stand-off that ends with the aggressor reluctantly leaving.

[ LEAVE ]: having intervened in the conflict on the receiver's behalf, the sender glances back to make sure they're alright, then leaves the room to follow the aggressor and ensure they leave the building.

“You’re not… how I thought you’d be.”

“Is this what you’re really like, or was that an act?”

“I need to know this is for real. If you’re not genuine, tell me right now.”

“You’re… good at that.”

“I didn’t realize you were - maybe we should start again. I’m [name].”

“So this is what the (in)famous [Name] is like behind closed doors.”

“You have a lot of experience with this.”

“Do you know what people say about you?”

“You’re just like they said.”

“Why don’t you correct them? When people talk about you, and they’re wrong?”

“I thought they were exaggerating about you.”

“I’ve wanted to meet you for a long time.”

“Am I safe with you?”

“Do you mean that?”

“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.”

“What made you get into this/that line of work?”

“Look, you’re either going to help, or you aren’t. Which one is it going to be?”

“You … you chose me.”

“I… no, nothing. I just didn’t realize you were brave.”

“You’re going to get yourself killed/fired, you know.”

“Have you always been like that?”

“That was kind.”

“That was good of you.”

“That was stupid.”

“You didn’t have to do that. But you did.”

“You were there. You didn’t have to be.”

“I think .. I have you to thank, for this.”

“I wouldn’t be here without you.”