lessons learned

im giving out rotisserie chickens to bloggers tonight

(video game NPC voice) you there, traveller. my foolish wife has spilled her mango-coconut tapioca balls into my black bean soup. use your controller to help pick them out.

my theory is that ppl my age are like this because we were unintentionally brainwashed by the windows media player visualisations.don’t know with what. but it had an effect

when it comes down to it everything is about ghosts except ghosts, which are about love

1 table spoon vanilla abstract

(hasnt talked to anyone in months) So many haters praying on my downfall 

I do feel like it’s important to make one calculated bad decision a week. For your health.

You know what? You’re right

help I’m trapped in the shadow realm

Got another one girls

sorry i cant hear you over the very real explosion blasts that are real and physical!!!!

jade... help! the beam, it's giving me an effect!

oh no! the beam that gives you extra toes is giving you an effect??

the WHAT?

sorry i cant hear you over the very real explosion blasts that are real and physical!!!!

jade... help! the beam, it's giving me an effect!

did your fursona just kamehameha wave me into oblivion?