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“you get frightened far too easily” i’m actually part horse on my mother’s side

Can you take your violent J tweet out of my home office its taking up a lot of space

ok that's an improvement but it's still in holly's home office

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

Percy being shocked and horrified that Camp Jupiter doesn't have campfire songs so his first act as Praetor is to commission the children of Apollo in the legion to write rude marching songs. His favorites are "My Centurion Is Very Smart," "Mount Olympus ABCs," and "I Wish My Dad Had Kept It In His Pants."

the concept of percy and annabeth watching a marine life documentary together and annabeth is sobbing because the narrator is discussing climate change effects while sad music plays and percy is giggling because the octopus and shark have been calling each other sea slurs in almost all the footage