Little Slice of Heaven

I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.

This needs to be a comic. louisrzurn

given the content of a lot of Plato’s conclusions I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with “Fight me” and that was the end of it.

I want a cartoon. And I have no idea why I’m imagining Plato as a cross between John Cena and Severus Snape. WTF?

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

When I grow up, I want to be Doris!

I AM IN TEARS Y’ALL Are A MESS!

Someone link this to her

I’ve been murmuring this to myself under every beat for the past week now.

this is the only video that matters

I’m going to be a mother in 4 months. $20 says I’m going to snap one day and do this.

Check out Grandpa and that foot work!

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

You know, this is actually pretty useful for people who struggle to understand/identify their emotions.

Proof that hatred is fear of what you don’t understand or like

I haven’t seen the movie but this is a great reference

There was more legitimate science in ‘Inside Out’ than there was in ‘Interstellar’. [source]

From the lovely pentacomics. These never fail to make me giggle.

Almost a month ago, it was 7 degrees and we had 12 inches of snow. Tonight, it’s 70 degrees and we’re under tornado watches. While a month doesn’t necessarily mean climate change, the weather has been insane for a few years now.

GET OUT

THE FUTURE DOES HAVE AMAZING THINGS