Defy Them.

Sister Clean

You ever meet a girl and you’re just like,,, you got way too much chaotic energy to be straight.

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

this is extra fucking funny bc he really is about to do it to somebody and they’re gonna cry

The only way to start speaking a language is to start speaking it badly

mike’s hard almond milk

cum

every day i live in regret

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief