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It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

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Recipe of the week

EASY GARLIC BUTTER SHRIMP AND RICE

Halloween 🎃🎃🎃

DIRT CAKE

HALLOWEEN SPIDER CINNAMON ROLLS

Sweet and Sour ‘Bat’ Wings

HALLOWEEN GHOST PANCAKES

Jack-o-Lantern Jell-O Heads

Pop Tart Ghosts

Rice Krispies Treat Marshmallow Brains

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EASY HALLOWEEN CAKE AND CUPCAKES

Creepy Kooky Face Pies

Halloween Sprinkle Cookies

butterscotch pudding dirt cups

Witches Hat Cheese Ball

Werewolf Cupcakes

The Easiest Witch Hat Cupcakes

Spooky Halloween Meringue Swirls

Bloody Ghost Graves

Cauldron Cake

Interesting and fun stuff

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Recipe lists

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EASY BANANA BREAD RECIPES

50+ HEALTHY SPICY RECIPES FOR FOOD LOVERS

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16 FAVORITE VEGETABLE SIDE DISHES FOR FALL

AMAZING LOW-CARB AND KETO CASSEROLES WITH CAULIFLOWER

15 Gluten-Free Muffin Recipes

11 Must-Make Pumpkin Recipes For Fall - Once Upon a Chef

Food days

Mushrooms 🍄

Liqueur

Seafood

Pumpkin Cheesecake

Popular

Easy Pretzel Bites

SWEET & SPICY BONELESS WINGS

INSTANT POT BACON CHEESEBURGER PASTA

Honey Garlic Chicken

Apple Cobbler Recipe

PUMPKIN SEX IN A PAN

GLAZED PIGS IN A BLANKET

40 Cloves Garlic Chicken

Easy Farmhouse Buttermilk Cake

Basic butter cookies

The Ultimate Dinner Rolls

Salt, Pepper and Paprika Potato Wedges

Cat

How do you work with your cat?

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2019 Free Student and Calendar Printables

As 2019 draws closer and with multiple requests, I have made a few printables for 2018-19! The pack comes in Monday and Sunday start options so you can pick the one you use most. All the pages come in a single file. Click the link below to download :-)

Download them here

Other free printables you might like: Back to School Student Pack, 2018 Monthly Printables, Weekly Study Schedule, Week at a Glance, Exam Pack, and Notetaking Printables :-)

I hope you enjoy using and customising these printables! If you upload a photo featuring it, I’d love to see. Please tag me on Tumblr with #emmastudies or on Instagram with @emmastudiess. You can see other people using my printables by visiting the #esprintables tag on my blog!

If you want to find more organisational printable and support me, please check out my Etsy shop with lots of downloads dedicated to students. You can use ‘student10′ to get 10% off any purchase! :-)

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Apply to a  job, wait (1) day, then call.  Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application. 

 When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly,  tell them your first and last name.  

Describe your experiences  as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years]  costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.  

Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say  things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.”  “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”

When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say  YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now). 

Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.

When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy. 

If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)

Questions for after the interview:

1.  Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

 Then, shake their hand,  Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it. 

AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows  that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices. 

DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone.  In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate. 

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 The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com  and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed

https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl

https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300

 Front Desk:

http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957

https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280

https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist

http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)

http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920

https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical

http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)

Stenographer-Court Reporter

Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND

Real Estate Broker

Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K

Claims adjuster 

Loan Officer

Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,

There’s a lot of really interesting stuff to learn about the Bible beyond its core message. This is a list of really interesting facts that I’ve learned about the Bible—feel free to comment with some facts that you think are interesting also.

1. The Bible was written in three language.

Those languages are Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek. Most of our Old Testament was written in Hebrew, which was the language the original readers spoke. A few bits of the Old Testament were written Aramaic. The New Testament was written in Greek, the commonly-spoken language of the time.

2: The longest book of the Bible is Jeremiah.

This prophet had a lot to say. He even wrote in the twentieth chapter of his book: But if I say, “I will not mention his word or speak anymore in his name,” his word is in my heart like a fire, a fire shut up in my bones. I am weary of holding it in; indeed, I cannot. (Jeremiah 20:9) Note: This is going by word count in the original languages (not any English translation of the Bible).

3: The shortest book of the Bible is 3 John.

You can read this book in about one minute. The book right before it, 2 John, is the second-shortest book of the Bible.

4: The Bible was written by more than 40 traditional authors.

The books of the Bible are traditionally attributed to heroes of the Jewish and Christian faiths. Moses is given credit for the first five books of the Bible, most of the prophets are given credit for the books named after them, etc. The reality is a bit messier than this, of course. Moses probably didn’t pen every word of Genesis–Deuteronomy—he died before some of the events happened! And there’s a good chance Jonah didn’t write Jonah, and Isaiah may have had some help over the centuries, and so on and so forth. Plus, there are some books whose authors we just don’t know.

5: The Bible was written by people from diverse occupational backgrounds.

Parts of the Bible were written by kings. Half of the Psalms, a good chunk of Proverbs, and Ecclesiastes seem to be penned by royalty. But other parts of the Bible are written by farmers, fishermen, a tentmaker, homeless prophets, a doctor, a professional scribe, vocational musicians, pastors, etc.

6: Some of the “First” and “Second” books were divided after they were written.

1 & 2 Kings were originally written as one book. The same goes for 1 & 2 Samuel and 1 & 2 Chronicles, and so on.  Why did these books get split? Because in the old days, they couldn’t print massive scrolls for each book of the Bible. It was hard to fit the very lengthy works on one scroll and even if the scroll was big enough for all that content, it would be too heavy to manage. So they broke some of the longer books down into two volumes.

7: The Bible was written on three continents.

Most were written in what is modern-day Israel (Asia). But some passages of Jeremiah were written in Egypt (Africa) and several New Testament epistles were written from cities in Europe.

8: There are 21 dreams recorded in the Bible.