Demented Darqness

Apparently I can’t grammar too good

Someone irl said I talk like I’m written by vivziepop and to the u say Fuck you, you fuck ass bitch. You may be right but your still a BITCH

Rodrick Heffley is our emo lord and savior

For the record, the only reason we aren’t kicking that one polycult member out is that Emo Jesus Rodrick told us not too as other then me they are their favorite worshiper 🙄 anything for him I suppose ❤️

I am going to say something controversial, I fucking hate Dave strider from homestuck, he sucks and is annoying as fuck.

We have decided not to kick the polycult member who decided to buy a curse of Etsy instead of talking like an adult, however they are no longer allowed alcohol as they admitted they only bought the stupid Etsy curse because they were very drunk. They are not an alcoholic so this kind of behavior was suprising from them

So luckily the polycult member that was hit by a car is mostly fine, I mean she broke her arm and leg and has a bruised rib cage but yk she’s not gonna die or anything yk? We assume that means the curse has been lifted (yay). But unfortunately the was the one that usually did all the cooking and obvi the broken arm means she can’t do that, none of the rest of us can cook our way out of a paper bag lol so we’re probably gonna be getting take out for the foreseeable future. We also might kick the one who cursed her out of the house but the having to eat takeout is the more pressing issue imo

I had a dream where I had a baby and literally the first thing I thought upon looking at the baby was “ew, I hate this thing, get it away” and then I immediately put dream baby up for dream adoption. I proceeded to wake up pissed off that the thing had the audacity to exist even in my dreams. So yeah no kids for me

Me and emo Jesus Rodrick Heffley are no longer fighting. He apologized for lying to me and I apologized for calling him a whiny little bitch (yes I did do that)

So far the cops have no realized it was me… I hope they don’t find my tumblr

Two of the members of the polycult are fighting and apparently one bought a spell of Etsy to curse the other so long story short, we’re all in a hospital waiting room because the cursed member got hit by a car! Yay /sarcastic. We’re now forcing the one that bought the spell to reverse it. Also some Karen is staring at us. It’s probably because we’re all emo and talking about curses and shit