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none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

I rose, I sung along, and I sung loud

I keep thinking about how henry cavill had to taper off water for like three days before shooting any shirtless scene in the witcher and how chris evans pretty much did the same thing playing cap, and honestly hearing that full-on broke any sense of attraction I’ve ever had for that kind of definition on a guy. I’d had no idea that’s what it takes, and if that’s what it takes then that’s not a thing for me. Drink some fucking water, jesus christ

Everyone should know and understand this. Healthy, hydrated skin is plump and soft. If you see anyone with tons of muscle definition, it’s probably because they’re badly dehydrated to the point of needing an IV.

It’s going to take me a week to stop laughing.

Its 4:30 in the AM and I am fucking LOSING it over this