Celebrate what you fear

friendships end. relationships end. black turtleneck is forever

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

here's a funny conversation topic i had a with a friend: if you're over the age of 25, when's the last time you really *ran* in a panic (like you were late, chasing after something, etc. things like a marathon don't count!) and what was it for?

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

one thing about me is i love a glass of water

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

I hate when you catch yourself having a thought that hints at deeper insanities than previously imagined