Standing Sideways

i would 100% be okay with being a tree

Till you get cut down and used as toilet paper

Driving while holding a banana to my ear and talking on speaker phone is perfectly legal.

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

ranessence tantrummm

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

@thesickestsinner

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

I can’t be the only one that is sick of pretending to be sad when a famous person that had no impact on my life dies.

If the population of Earth were only 100 people and one guy tried to hoard 99% of the money. The other 99 people would simply just kill that guy and take their money back.

just-shower-thoughts advocating the murder of the bourgeoisie

I mean

*Karl Marx from his coffin* Nice

The ultimate hangover cure