i know you want to kill him.

If you must travel, by the Nine Divines stay on the road! It's Easy Pete, you see.

I want Easy Pete to step on my face

Easy Pete is going to make a very objectively bad OC when he plays Sonic Forces

Pete is busy doing the fishstick, it's a very delicate state of mind.

If pete walks into a burger king and asks for a Big Mac, he gets it.

I want Easy Pete to become a weeaboo

Easy Pete is so complex that by he makes the game itself unstable. That's why New Vegas is so buggy compared to 3.

Easy Pete thanks the mods of this blog for giving him a platform to spread Easy Pete Fever

During the showdown with the powdergangers at the beggining of the game, easy pete sadly perished, so I dragged his corpse to the cemetery

tbh i wonder if easy pete ever had a family and accidentally blew them up one day and thats why he's so reluctant to give you some dynamite in the beginning

Easy Pete photobombed my wedding

One time i pickpocketed all of easy pete's clothing and weapons but he got angry. I didn't have the heart to kill him so i just had a nakey punching man following me aroundtrying to punch thru power armour with his fists

Exorcise this Pete, so that he may become Easy again!

If easy pete is so easy, why do I have to pass a skill check to get his dynamite?

this is the last thing i saw before the game crashed

god, he’s so strong and cool. thank you

easy pete tucks me in at night