cake rhymes with cake

greco-roman? nahhhh im talkin about gecko roamin’

No, this slaps.

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

ccant relate

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao 

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

cannot emphasize enough how good it is for you to make something with your hands. whether it’s cooking or knitting or drawing, it will nourish your soul. every time i cook i feel so much more energized and present, no matter how complicated or simple the dish is. and to hold the thing you made yourself in your hands, even if it didn’t turn out perfect, is even more beautiful. i promise that whatever you choose to make, it will help you in so many ways

What is her ponytail holding on to???!!!!??

Faith.

thing: *happens* me: literally dO NOT

*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

double jointed

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas