more luck than design

my five year plan is to grow wings

AAAUAGHHHAGAWAAAGHH! It's okay

They're making pig tunnels vast underground networks of pig tunnels barely fit the beast in pig tunnels tubes of dirt and sand and stone ten to twenty feet down pig tunnels huffing puffing snorting pig tunnels right under all of us pig tunnels pigs weaving in and out of pig tunnels clambering frightened through the darkness for hours pig tunnels and where are the entrances and exits to pig tunnels where do they get the pigs for this pig tunnels

wonderful things happening in this pub rn

this was crazy like I try not to be smug because I don't think it's a very attractive trait but to indulge my nasty streak for a second: if there was ever a perfect time to cross paths with the most evil man in Glasgow it would be when I'm a bit tipsy looking hot as fuck titties out new perfume on amazing hair day surrounded by my beautiful funny gorgeous friends 😎 I am in my element and you have no power over me here

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough