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lots and lots and lots of water, my love. the crying was excessive, but oddly enough i think that it was really good for my skin? they did, kinda! always had someone on standby with a water bottle for me to chug after takes. the hot tub scene was one of the most intense, i definitely felt super gross after it, honestly. i have no idea how anyone looked at me after and wanted to have a conversation, i can’t even imagine how gross i must have looked! while we’re talking about this, though, i have to give major props on the barbie trailer! i can’t wait to see it!

sure, you were replenishing after losing all those toxins through your tears. that must be amazing for your skin. now i’m a little jealous. i’m going to go have a crying sesh to clean out all the impurities. i’m glad they were taking good care of you on that set or i’d have to have several words with sam. i wasn’t ready for that scene. it was complete chaos and comedy. you all did amazing. you definitely stole the show this season. thanks, sweetheart. i’m glad you enjoyed it!

sick of your face? reckon that’s pretty impossible, especially since Barbie is coming out and the hype for that is real. that trailer was brilliant, by the way and i can’t wait to watch the movie. you’ve played a lot of iconic characters, which one of them has been your favourite? i have to say, i have such a fondness for tonya, you brought her story and how badly she was treated to life and that oscar should’ve been yours for that one.

I’m sure it is possible. I have been enjoying seeing all the hype. Those Barbie posters are rather creative and often good for a laugh. Have you made one of yourself yet? Because if you have, I need to see it. I recently watched Daisy Jones and The Six and you were marvelous in that. I was so jealous of all the aesthetics. I’d love to do something like that again myself. Oh, you can’t possibly make me pick. I don’t know... I am very fond of Tonya too. I think her story is very important because she’s been in the villain in someone else’s for so long. Over something she didn’t really do. 

oh sure it is! yep totally my fault over here. at least nobody knew what my face looked like until after the fact and it was based on performance. well unless you had seen any of my work prior to that. i can’t even make a judgement on barbie. bring back harley thank you.

Wasn’t everyone really shocked that you were attractive? I did see Hemlock Grove. That did things to me. I’ll do my best to make it happen just for you.

true. you guys have made your own version out of it and i’m so here for it. from what i’ve seen - whether it be the trailer or all the posts on social media to advertise the movie, it’s gonna be legendary. i just have one question i’ve been wondering ever since i’ve watched the notebook for the first time - is he a good kisser ? because he looks like he is, but i need confirmation here. sh, you’re making me blush.

We aim to please! The whole poster craze has been great for marketing. I’ll say that much! I’m always thrilled to see what people come up with and the TikTok filter is so funny. I’m loving every second. Let me know if you make a Barbie poster because I’d be all over that. Ooh, she’s asking the spicy details. I’ll say Ryan is indeed a good kisser. No worries there, love.

well i wouldn’t know if that’s how the hollywood thing goes or not; i’m not apart of it at all in any way. but i’ve read enough garbage to know that people feel powerful and shit with a keyboard. yeah but here’s my question in regarding hate.. doesn’t it get tiresome after awhile? i can imagine that it would. i don’t get hate so i’m unsure of how i’d handle it. i don’t think that qualifies to as the definition of being cool by being in a band. i’m too nerdy to be cool. i enjoyed his superman and i wish they would’ve done away with the batman vs superman movie or would’ve casted someone other than affleck. i didn’t enjoy his take on the caped crusader. not saying that he’s a terrible actor as i’ve seen him in other stuff that i enjoyed on a whole. marvel has some secret lair they work out of and you can’t convince me otherwise.

You kind of are. I do my best to ignore and in general, I just don’t really care to entertain it. I used to until I realize there’s no pleasing everyone. I just try to find the comedy in the hate. A lot of people felt that way about Ben, but I didn’t dislike it that much. There’s no doubt that the best Batman has to be Christian Bale. I think he embodied him perfectly and I would’ve loved for my Harley to interact with his Brucey. I wouldn’t put it past them.

Hey I think I speak for everyone when I say we wouldn’t mind you shifting back into the Harley Quinn era, that was a good era that I fully support. Never been a barbie fan myself but I’m sure you did a wicked job!

I really wouldn’t mind slipping into my Harley fits again. They were always such a hit with the fans. You’ll have to watch the film and let me know all your thoughts, Keery. I did watch Stranger Things, you know.

I can’t believe that you would think I hadn’t seen even the promo posters yet. I might not be a guy who’s online much, but I’ve certainly seen a lot about this movie. Ahh yes, Dune two, I think we should have a cross over with Barbie, I think she could handle it. It’s never going to be the same with Duke, but I’ll make sure fans don’t forget about him. People really like to focus on the chair scene, no idea why.

I’m not as conceited as to expect everyone to just know things about me. Did you like what you saw at least? My ego wants an answer. Imagine the power of Space Barbie in Dune. Is the world ready for it? Not. Me thinks. Yeah, no idea. Probably has nothing to do with the very same reason we’re all obsessed with Scenes from a Marriage...

you give me too much credit. impressive? hardly, but you’re a doll for believing so. this is the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to me! you know i’m a huge fan.

And you don’t give yourself enough! You did such amazing work on Elvis. You’re something of a superhuman. Aren’t you sweet? The feeling is very much mutual. I’m still obsessed with your performance as Elvis. It was flawless.

people have nothing nice to say these days and i blame it on the fact they do it from their keyboard. if they saw you in public their balls would be inside of their stomachs so to speak. i’ve learned a long time ago that there’s going to people that don’t like you for the stupidest reason on the planet and you just have to ignore it. no i’ve never been cool. i think my sister is cooler than me. hell my kids are cooler than me. with the way they shut cavill down for returning as superman i wouldn’t be surprised they do the same with you and harley. i hope they don’t but you never know these days.

That is generally how this Hollywood thing goes, right? Such a shame. It’s quite alright, I don’t mind the hate. I’m self-deprecating enough to handle it with humor. You’re in a band. You’re the definition of being cool. Not having Henry as Superman is the ugliest thing in the world. There is no other Superman. Who knows? Maybe I’ll beg Marvel to take me in.

Wait are you playing Barbie? I never knew that, I most certainly have not seen your face everywhere since the trailer came out. How did you hide it so well that you were in this movie? I’m just kidding, it’s good that people are excited for the movie. From what I’ve seen, it’s one of the most anticipated movies of the year.

Should I feel hurt that you didn’t know that? I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic, Mr. Estrada. Oh, stop. You had me going for a second. I don’t know about that. We have so many other amazing films coming out too! Such as Dune part two. I’m still pissed we won’t have Duke Leto in this one, but I’ll never regret that shot of you in the chair. It looked straight out of a renaissance painting.