diana

very sexy to think of shane being tangentially aware of his wants and needs but having no outlet for it and no time to think about that rn because they’re building him into a hockey machine and then ilya grabs his stupid slack face and tells him to get on his knees one time and shane winter soldier activates and now he’s constantly two seconds away from asking ilya to unhinge his jaw and crawl inside so shane can be full of him and ilya is like. baby. baby can we just cuddle please i’m so scared right now

A GIFT FROM GOD BRO

Ilya is such a menace in these Game Changers books. He's coping with his secret long distance relationship by seeking out gay drama like a heat seeking missile. If these men cared for their lives they would introduce him to House Wives and Andy Cohen so they can sleep at night. At every opportunity he’s like, I am in New York! Hello Scott Hunter. I have invited myself to your gay bar so that I can antagonize every man here. Next time I am in town I will do this again and bring an extra closeted hockey player. I will at no point say anything nice to you or indicate I like you and enjoy your presence. I know you are too polite to actually throw me out.

this is my boyfriend gale. and this is his boyfriend astarion. and this is his boyfriend wyll, and this is his girlfriend karlach, and this is her girlfriend shadowheart, and this is her girlfriend lae’zel. and this is withers.

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

Literally haven’t been able to stop staring at this (not an unusual occurrence with an Ashton piece!) all day. Like, I can’t stop coming back to it. The micro-expressions, how tender Simon is looking at Baz. The fangs!!! I love this, so much!