All Hail the Great Uniter!

PSA: I’m not a fascist just a lesbian

The Earth Empire commends Avatar Studios for its accurate portrayal of Avatar Korra.

The Avatar Aang propaganda film will not be available in the Earth Empire, as it promotes dangerous ideals of “tolerance” and “understanding”. All citizens of the glorious Earth Empire know that there is only one person whom we should model our own ideals after: the Great Uniter.

The Great Uniter plans on giving a long speech today in the Si Wong Desert in full plate armor to prove that she can do it.

Varrick has invented ChatGPT.

BREAKING 🚨🚨 Heterosexuality has officially been decriminalized in the Earth Empire.

Message to Avatar Korra straight from the desk of the Great Uniter: If you pledge your loyalty to the Earth Empire, we’ll tell you how to get your past lives back.

The Great Uniter welcomes all correspondents to the next imperial feast. All weapons will be confiscated upon arrival.

The Great Uniter denies any claims of leaking the recent Avatar Aang propaganda documentary.

Sorry for not posting for so long, I was temporarily banned from the glorious Earth Empire.

y’all love that “wu is a twink” post dont y’all

Have y’all heard about those letters Avatar Korra and Asami Sato keep sending each other? One of them somehow got its way to my friend in Ba Sing Se and 👀👀🔥🔥👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩