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you're either with us or you ain't.
you do the same damn stink eye as your dad
i'm not saving you anymore.
i love a gal that takes me to dinner and doesnโt expect me to put out.
you're sitting over there talking outside both sides of your mouth.
i know i had to make a pretty strong first impression.
youโre lucky. donโt forget.
i just bent over backwards to show you how reasonable i am.
did you just threaten me?
you see, now i just think you're lying.
kid. i ain't gonna lie. you scare the shit out of me.
do soy sauce packets count as food?
i'm dealing in certainties, and i'm doing my part to give them what they want.
i would not have messed with that guy!
hot diggity dog! this place is magnificent!
i donโt give a shit if you think youโve found the secret to life.
if you keep thinking everyone's an enemy, then enemies are all you're gonna find.
let me give you some advice.
you should go before you find out how dangerous we really are.
that takes guts... and then there's you.
people want someone to follow.
same goes for you too right?
little pig, little pig, let me in!
i want you to think about what could've happened, think about what happened, and think about what can still happen.
donโt pretend you donโt know the score.
anyone wanna finish the game? come on! i was winning!
it ainโt just about getting by here. itโs about getting it all.
people can try and you set you in the right direction, but they canโt show you the way.
listen, i like you, so i don't want to go hard proving a point here.
we'll win. but we need to wait for the right moment.
i hear your concern. i'm not insensitive to it.
people say i have an expressive face.
i always found it hard getting close to anyone.
that remind you of anyone you know?
if you knew us, if you knew anything, you would kill us.
look, just put it down...
hope you're not trying to hide stuff from us 'cause that generally doesn't go over very well.
i feel like i ought to give you a signing bonus.
nobody's evil. they just decide to forget who they are.
i think i've made my position very clear.
i'm serious. do you want me to prove how serious?
bet you thought you were all gonna grow old together.
whatever you had going for you... that is over now.
what's about to happen is gonna be hard to watch.
if you're having problems of that nature, come to see me.
some people are evil. i've seen it.
i was gifted these pickles.
i can't be the only one to notice that you got a fat lady in charge of keeping track of rations, can i?
you'll get yourself killed.
you should know, there is no door number four. this is it. this is the only way.
speak when you're spoken too.
in case you haven't caught on, i just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it.
i can see this is hard on you guys.
we provide security for others. we bring civilization back to this world.
you guys have a barbecue or something and not invite us?
you were thinking about someone else.
my apologies for leaving the place a bit of a mess, but we got a litany of other shit to attend to!
you like ice cream? we have ice cream.
you got your friend killed.
not making a decision is a big decision.
drink from the well, replenish the well.
he's a coward. they're more dangerous.
this must be hard for you right?
no matter how things go down, i got your back.
we'll crack open some tequila, we'll talk, we'll work it out.
you don't have to do this.
your people are making me lose my voice doing all this yelling.
i'd like to take it back to awkward silence now.
i mean, you have been king shit for so long.
we made it. we can make it. we can.
itโs because you got no guts.
is that you? underneath all that man bush?
thanks for saving my life before. and other time. oh, and the other time.
you really want to see all these people die? you will.
i am indeed a smarty pants.
don't wander around here on your own.