Electronic Arts™️

Mr Arts forgot about this account. He’s to busy eating laser discs in the EA archives, but don’t tell him I told you.

*falls down a trap door into the labyrinthian bowels of the EA headquarters left to wander for the rest of eternity never to be seen again*

Penis

Jokes on you, this is actually the official Bethesda account. Yes it’s me, Todd Howard.

Every program we make has been Meticulously tested! We never rush anything to make sure you receive the Highest Quality Games!!

The new Kits for the Sims 4™️ are Not I repeat are NOT a sickening attempt to make more money!

In 2012 we [EA] were awarded Best Company ever!! I promise !! Look it up if you don’t believe me!!! It’s totally completely 100% true :)

Nintendo ain’t got nothing on me

Hahaha please don’t boycott our company because of the mistreatment of our employees ur so sexy ,,

shhhhhhhh mass effect andromeda never happened 

National MILF day is May 10th, please mark this down on your calendars for a free Star Wars loot box or whatever it is we do

Went to a meeting today and proposed more big titties, I am currently expecting a raise

In 1984 we released a game called “Worms?”

Will Wright is Happy! Healthy! And Alive!

Why don’t you like our micro transactions? We made them for you :(