Women can’t do anything or enjoy something as simple as a snapchat filter without some uglie guy telling us we need to stop

…I didn’t even know about that caricature

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

Now this sounds lit

Dear God…

This is one of my worst fears

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I remember when I found out other people chop off the tops of strawberries. I was getting stoned with a bunch of older kids and popped a whole strawberry, top and all, in my mouth. And everyone started laughing and ragging on me for being so high i ate the whole strawberry and I just had to go with it and pretend like I hadn’t eaten every single strawberry of my life like that