you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

. that is a serial killer

oh my god

Im rooting for all knights/bodyguards who are in love with their charge/the one they are sworn to protect

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

scientists identified the real biblical hell and it turns out its an endless minecraft parkour map which you are forced to run while an AI voice reads out every thought you've ever had. forever. so we've got that to look forward to i guess.

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child