ponkotsu blues

cell phone headcanons

send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

ANON HOUR STARTS NOW. NOTHING DELETED. EVERYTHING ANSWERED

My character is in the hospital after being gone for days. They have serious injuries and are lucky to be alive. How does your muse react when they find out?

well, i wouldn’t do it. satan is still a fetus.

LIES. Satan is turning 18 in about three months.

BUT FOR THAT 3 MONTHS SATAN IS A FETUS. and i'm not a pedo

Did we do the thing? u_u

Not yet. But I will not let you do the thing with Satan.

well, i wouldn't do it. satan is still a fetus.

i’m one u_u 99 other isn’t that much u_u

Hey, you don’t count. You’re mine. u.u

Did we do the thing? u_u

100 virgins and all the ships she’s in?

She doesn’t believe we are able to find 100 virgins. Specially 100 cute ones.

i'm one u_u 99 other isn't that much u_u

… isn’t 60 virgins enough instead?

She said that she can accept 45 virgins and half of the original price.

100 virgins and all the ships she's in?

she should go and work for it u_u

She said there’s no point in having a church if she’s the one who has to pay for the members to get married, since they want her bless and not the reverse.

... isn't 60 virgins enough instead?