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So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since itās finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book and I saw this picture..
And I thought to myself
Oh my god do I try.
I swear to god if I get tumblr famous over this stinkin Heman the meme nose reindeer.
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE SEEN THIS
DM moodboard
Use this as the alignment chart in your world.
decided to put these in a bit of a chronological order as i canāt help but form a story behind the scenes. itās a storytellerās habit. and yeah i do have an idea i would genuinely like to explore with gail simone as a crossover comic.Ā
i donāt want to be the writer for this. but at the same time i always found diving into these things and exploring the character chemistry was the best way to get an artistic feeling for it.
this is also how i usually develop my own stories.
anyhow, while many think this is me drawing some shipping, in fact this a proof of concept for an adventure storyĀ featuring lara and diana. Gail simone at some point asked if they would kiss and i gave it some genuine thought. i am a character first kind of a writer, myself, so i contemplated this. then i decided, yes, probably.
after all, romantic subplots have been the bread and butter of adventure writing since its inception and i always liked that aspect of adventure stories.
Ā i hope this puts some things in context from my end XD
and while there will probably be a few more of these, there will be no nsfw pics. after all, camera pans away from indiana jones in those moments as wellĀ XD
okay⦠there may be a chance of a kiss⦠but thatās about it.Ā
im going to have a stroke
Instead try⦠Person A: You know⦠the thing Person B: TheĀ āthingā? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda⦠THE FISHING ROD
As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:
Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.
Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he saysĀ āā¦.Ahā¦.. that must be a Russian one thenā¦.ā
Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.
Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the wordĀ āprĆ©servatifes.ā Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.
Defined a slang term for meā¦ā¦. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.
Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He saidĀ āI donāt knowā and turned to me and askedĀ āIs there an English equivalent forĀ ŠŃŠ¼ŠøŠ·Š¼Š°ŃŠøŃŠµŃŠŗŠøŠ¹?ā and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.
Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turnedĀ āHow stressful!ā intoĀ āWhat stressing!ā
Bilingual characters are great but if youāre going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And itās usually 10x funnier thanĀ āOoops itās hard to switch back.ā

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im going to have a stroke
Instead try⦠Person A: You know⦠the thing Person B: TheĀ āthingā? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda⦠THE FISHING ROD
As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:
Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.
Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he saysĀ āā¦.Ahā¦.. that must be a Russian one thenā¦.ā
Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.
Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the wordĀ āprĆ©servatifes.ā Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.
Defined a slang term for meā¦ā¦. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.
Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He saidĀ āI donāt knowā and turned to me and askedĀ āIs there an English equivalent forĀ ŠŃŠ¼ŠøŠ·Š¼Š°ŃŠøŃŠµŃŠŗŠøŠ¹?ā and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.
Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turnedĀ āHow stressful!ā intoĀ āWhat stressing!ā
Bilingual characters are great but if youāre going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And itās usually 10x funnier thanĀ āOoops itās hard to switch back.ā
Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.
iām sorry, this is the funniest damn post iāve seen since staff made the announcementĀ
NEXT Vacation of Angels Chapter 1 This is a whiterose doujin I drew March, 19, 2017 @mikotyzini helped me with the translation! Thank you!
EVERYONE look at this!!! PLZ read it!!!!!
If you fine So sweet white rose? HERE IS!!!
I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like āguess what finally happened!!ā And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
Me: Iām a little high but ā
Y'all rushing to that reblog button:
Itās an awesome idea tho
Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives Iād accept as proposals follow:
I said yes!Ā
(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this worksā¦)
This was actually a cultural tradition of the Rajputs, if a man gave a woman his dagger, it was a symbol of marriage.
edit: proxy marriage when the groom is not present! Itās not a symbol for proposal.
@many-minds-of-vienna
If one of yāall lovely ladies ever wants to marry me, this is the only proposal Iāll accept
listen up my futures, here is my standard
step up to standards or become friend zoned forever
Holy damn that is one dope ass knife.
so much more practical then rings! even if not that sharp
if you donāt propose to me with this, youāre wasting your time

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Y - BLAKE!!!??!?
When women want to fuck monsters:
When men want to fuck monsters:
Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.
I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.
I have yet to see aĀ ānot all menā and Iām surprised.Ā
via @trillgutterbug
please donāt swear at him, heās still learning⦠hereās the original video for a higher level experience
why is this the funniest thing iāve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG
Plato, tr. by W. R. Paton, from āGreek Anthology; Epigrams,āĀ published c. 1918
PLATO SAID āLESBIAN RIGHTS!ā
āfucking superb you funky little lesbianā - plato

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Not yet? Iām waiting for DLC of GE.