your average teenage doof

notice how britney spears says “all genders” while doing promotion for her lingerie line. nice to see a celebrity finally recognizing things like this.

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

do you ever just break out in song when you hear a certain word

oh my fucking god

You know you’ve been on tumblr far too damn long when this gif actually represents a feeling you empathize with

Were you worried that any fans were going to bring a slushie to the signing to throw in your face? 

poor baby

I’m just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two don’t even hesitate to trust each other.

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen

do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”

oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and paint a lil something-something. easy.