Cursed_shark

The bad part of being the black sheep of your vanilla family, it's knowing how  underestimated your brilliant humour is. For example, today my mother was talking about the Victorian dead people photo album. Cause the photos taken several minutes, and you had to stand very still. So of course I take my chance and add to her emotional speech. "Well, that was the only time they kept still enough. So they sure took a bunch of photos before the worms made them shaky shaky little shaggy"

I hate when u forget ur not on internet. Like today, I was talking with my mother about a cannibal who was eating from its victim for nineteen days and she was like " God... so terrible" and suddenly I say "yay... That's a way to make good use of leftovers haha" and she almost killed me