DEAR READER
Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins

pixel skylines

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Discoholic 🪩
Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@dynodre19

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All the flavor, none of the bigotry!
Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles.
Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too:
¼ cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons honey
1 tablespoon yellow mustard
2 teaspoons Dijon mustard (optional)
2 teaspoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
2 tablespoons BBQ sauce
@crochetcupcakes-n-latte
Seeing as I enjoy chicken but despise companies that want to throw money at LGBT hating groups I’ll be sure to use this.
@hakaseheart
Give credit to the artist too! http://www.cookingcomically.com/?page_id=578
He’s got tons of other recipes too, and a lot of them are really good!
Cooking Comically recipes are the best :)
Reblogging both to give helpful advice AND to try and help take money away from Chick Fil A <3
Lol
Stop being available to people that always put you last🗣🗣🗣

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Those of us looking for jobs may we find jobs soon!
😩😩😩
Amen
So tired of everyone else except me getting lucky
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾✨✨✨
Reblogged this two days ago and here I am with a new job. 💃🏼
I just need another job. I’m so sick of working 6 days a week EVERY WEEK!
*Tongue kisses you after you gave me head*
We do that here
Morning wood 😈😩
Man, what😒
Unusual Asks
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
is your room messy or clean?
what color are your eyes?
do you like your name? why?
what is your relationship status?
describe your personality in 3 words or less
what color hair do you have?
what kind of car do you drive? color?
where do you shop?
how would you describe your style?
favorite social media account
what size bed do you have?
any siblings?
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
favorite snapchat filter?
favorite makeup brand(s)
how many times a week do you shower?
favorite tv show?
shoe size?
how tall are you?
sandals or sneakers?
do you go to the gym?
describe your dream date
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
what color socks are you wearing?
how many pillows do you sleep with?
do you have a job? what do you do?
how many friends do you have?
whats the worst thing you have ever done?
whats your favorite candle scent?
3 favorite boy names
3 favorite girl names
favorite actor?
favorite actress?
who is your celebrity crush?
favorite movie?
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
money or brains?
do you have a nickname? what is it?
how many times have you been to the hospital?
top 10 favorite songs
do you take any medications daily?
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
what is your biggest fear?
how many kids do you want?
whats your go to hair style?
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
who is your role model?
what was the last compliment you received?
what was the last text you sent?
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
what is your dream car?
opinion on smoking?
do you go to college?
what is your dream job?
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
do you have freckles?
do you smile for pictures?
how many pictures do you have on your phone?
have you ever peed in the woods?
do you still watch cartoons?
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
Favorite dipping sauce?
what do you wear to bed?
have you ever won a spelling bee?
what are your hobbies?
can you draw?
do you play an instrument?
what was the last concert you saw?
tea or coffee?
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
do you want to get married?
what is your crush’s first and last initial?
are you going to change your last name when you get married?
what color looks best on you?
do you miss anyone right now?
do you sleep with your door open or closed?
do you believe in ghosts?
what is your biggest pet peeve?
last person you called`
favorite ice cream flavor?
regular oreos or golden oreos?
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
what shirt are you wearing?
what is your phone background?
are you outgoing or shy?
do you like it when people play with your hair?
do you like your neighbors?
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
have you ever been high?
have you ever been drunk?
last thing you ate?
favorite lyrics right now
summer or winter?
day or night?
dark, milk, or white chocolate?
favorite month?
what is your zodiac sign
who was the last person you cried in front of?
do what gives you peace

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REBLOG if your dick is over 6 inches 🍆
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🌚😂😂😂
The code switch here is horrifying. Lmao I love it.
With the shits.
yoooo
I also want to make it abundantly clear this is why people say “fuck cops” and why “Blue Lives Matter” is bullshit. It may only be a “handful” of corrupt cops (which is also bullshit) but it’s the entire institution behind them that enables them and refuses to take any form of accountability. Every single cop is complicit. Every single one.

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Know your worth
What “Goof” Said When ur Single.. Thats ur time to be a Hoe😕💯
This is by far the most Irresponsible Advice ive ever heard😕💯
Being Single is the time to understand urself… Build and prepare urself.. Etc Not become a Porn Star Dumb @$$😕💯
I just love this
Workout Plan (10)
UPPER BODY
5 Min warmup
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3x8 pull-ups (assisted)
3x8 dips (assisted)
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3x 12
Curls
Shoulder press
Bench dips
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3 x 12
One arm assisted row
Chest press
Overhead extension
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3 x 12 chest raise
3 x 15 row
3 x 10 pec dec
3 x 8 upright row
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3 x 8 trx row
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Stretch
FULL BODY
10 Min warmup (elliptical)
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3 x 12
Curls 10lbs
Tabletop leg lift
Roll up to V
Squat jumps
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3 x 12
Pushups
Donkey kicks (12 each leg)
Tabletop crunch
Skiers on steps (3 x 24)
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3 x 12
Superwoman’s
Straight leg crunch
Glute bridge
Step ups (3 x 24)
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2 Min plank
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Stretch
LEGS/BUTT
5 Min warmup
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4 x 12 Leg press machine
4 x 12 leg curl machine
4 x 12 abductor outer thigh
4 x 12 adductor inner thigh
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4 x 10 single led deadlift (with dumbbell or kettlebell)
4 x 10 squat to lung
4 x 12 (each leg) donkey kick**
4 x 12 glute bridge
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20 push-ups
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2-3 minute plank
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Stretch
** for the third set I straightened my leg and lifted from the floor as high as I could without arching the back
FULL BODY
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10 Min warmup (stair master)
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3 x 16 Lateral squat walk to wall (with medicine ball)
3 x 1 min wall sit
3 x 16 lateral squat walk away from wall
3 x 16 shoulder press
3 x 16 row
3 x 16 (each leg) lateral leg lifts**
3 x 16 knee crunches (yoga ball)
3 x 16 curls
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3 x 12 (each leg) lunges
3 x 12 rear felt fly
3 x knee crunch
3 x upright row
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Stretch
*The idea is to lead with one leg in a lateral squat walk to a wall. Once at the wall do a wall sit with the medicine ball on your lap for 1 min. Then go back to your spot leading with the other leg.
** basically a fire hydrant leg lift but with your leg extended
For all workouts, use the heaviest weights you can maintain good form with. I design all of my workouts to be about an hour long. I encourage you to add in a day of cardio (I like spin class or going for a run) and then I also like to add another day where I take a group exercise class (I like barre). Make sure to rest at least one day a week, your muscles need time to recover.