Dynamic Ducks

Just wanted to make a better intro page for myself. Welcome to my blog, I mostly focus around BG3 but ever so often I'll split off to other shit. I mostly just write BG3 Fics centered around my Durge, Riley. In case you ask why I am so attached, Riley is my dnd character and I've been playing her for 2 years. If she dies in game I might stop writing with her, but that's neither here nor there.

My Fics:

A Tale of Two Sisters: Chapter 43/43: Complete

This fic is a slow burn fic focusing on The Dark Urge's redemption and the dynamics between my Durge and the party. There is a cute Karlach romance and a heartbreaking sisterly dynamic with Orin that makes Act 3 quite heartbreaking. Don't be fooled, this fic is a tragedy even if it wears a happy smile.

(Art by the lovely @moon-trix go check her out for more amazing art!)

Like Mother Like Daughter: Complete, 1/1

This one shot focuses on Helena Anchev and Orin. How Helena and Orin viewed each other, and how history remembers them. Not much to say, really. TW: Child Abuse

(Photo done by the amazing @carnivaley) The Dark God's Fragile Alliance: 3/3 Complete

This threeshot is meant to be a fun, lighthearted adventure where my Durge, pretadpole, does a mission with the help of Gortash and her "Sweet Sharran Friend" (Shadowheart hates that title). It's fun, a little bit steamy, and overall a good time.

(Again photo by @carnivaley)

Breaking Bhaal: 3/?

When Orin and Riley find a drug lab, the pair concoct a devious plan to poison the city.

Father, are you watching? 1/1 Complete

Bhaal’s pureborn return to where they were raised, to where their normal life almost happened.

A Bhaalspawn's Ball: 1/1 Complete

In an effort to climb the social ladder, Enver Gortash asks his work partner out for a night of fun. It is surely to die for

Her Mother's Daughter: 1/1 Complete

"When the plot causes you to evolve"- @cinder-rellish181

A: Orin being Durgetash's biggest hater and actively working to split the pair up by any means necessary. Up to and including just annoying the fuck out of both parties involved.

@carnivaley made some more lovely vp's of Riley+Karlach and I love it!

As for why Im calling them "The aunties" it comes from both @carnivaley 's "Three Husbands" (and @toomanyfamiliars called them that and it's too good of a name to pass up)

Howdy y'all, me again.

After my angst last week I decided to do a bit more fluff, and this time I decided it'd be fun to do fluff for @gortashsrighthand

In this fic we follow Seara as she escapes to the bar as the Ball she attends goes horribly, terribly, horrifyingly....dull.

Howdy Y'all, me again.

This time I was tagged by the lovely @cinder-rellish181 @gortashsrighthand @saylofwaterdeep @fireflyeyes and @carnivaley

This time I'm doing something a little...different. Hope y'all enjoy "The Dragon and the Bartender."

It was times like today that Seara Alsevir remembered that being a known name came with drawbacks. Being known required her to be seen out, for her to be in contact with others worth knowing, and worst of all people only seemed to remember her name if her face was attached to it. Yet in spite of this, there was something about fame that spoke to Seara. She couldn’t tell what, but the very idea that people might not know her frightened Seara. She could not let that happen, and she would do what she must to ensure that the mere mention of her name brought joy. So when her tolerable husband invited her to a charity ball, who was she to say no? This was yet another chance for her to charm the city with her fiery personality and her gorgeous looks. Little did Seara know, this ball would be almost entirely business before pleasure. Seara’s sharp red dress stood out in the sea of gray and black, her glass of wine was one of only a few to have been drunk from, and the air was flooded by the same three perfumes. All of that is before Seara mentioned how utterly dull the conversations were. Conversations like the one she was currently in with a man who she neither knew the name of nor did she care to ask. The man had a woman clinging to his side, her smile almost as fake as the gems that lined her necklace.

Alright so @gortashsrighthand @carnivaley and @saylofwaterdeep have done it so fuck it we ball.

As some of y'all remember, Riley is my dnd character. And this is worth noting because DnD Riley pretends to be a wizard and "Fireballs" people (Four Elements Monk fireball). So if you're expecting the Riley who treated Orin like a daughter, you're mistaken.

Non-Romanced greetings:

Negative: 0>

You're still here?

If this isn't an apology or about business I don't want to hear it.

Be quick, I'll puke if this takes too long.

Neutral: 0-19

Sup.

We good?

Positive: 20+

Oh hey, everything alright?

You wanted to talk?

Hi!

When speaking to someone else

We'll talk later...or later than later.

Romance

Flirting

Hey...if your pack is feeling a bit cold I'd be happy to help out.

If it's alright I was hoping I could....thank you for everything. In private, please.

(In DnD she canonically sucks at flirting)

Partnered (Act 2)

If it isn't my partner in crime, how are ya?

Oh don't mind my stare, I'm just appreciating a pretty face

Partnered (Act 3:)

I was wondering why I suddenly felt happy

You look like you could use a bath, mind if I join you?

Broken up:

Really, you again?

So the shit head speaks.

Dark Urge exclusive:

After the bard dies:

Dude, if you were going to kill her why didn't you let me know I would have totally joined in.

Upon learning Durge didn't want to do it.

Oh....are you alright?

Act 2 after the Kill your Lover night:

Oh come now, couples tie each other up all the time. Sure our reasons are a little bit more practical than others but I dont think that matters.

Act 3 Bhaalspawn reveal:

Huh...that explains that. You gonna do something about it?

If you speak out against Bhaal:

Good, good. I don't think I can live with anyone who can't stand up for themselves

If you indicate you can't beat Bhaal:

We've fought one god already, so that's bullshit. You will endure and I won't lose you.

If you indicate you want to embrace Bhaal.

Well, I see. I see the one I loved is lost. I see. Well I don't think I'll stick around and watch you throw your life away. (Breakup)

Act 3 Romance Scene:

I was going to do both of them in the Orin flesh suit but Riley's nipple just kept slipping out and there wasn't a way around it.

Thank you @cinder-rellish181 , your wish is my command. I admit these arent' great VP's since I couldn't quickly find cute outfit mods (BT3). Plus after releasing an angst one-shot today, I think some levity is needed.

Rules:Nothing crazy, just show me your gals! Gimme saucy, gimme seductive, gimme dirty and filthy and grimy, just gimme them gurls. Show me something you're working on that captures the divine feminine form!

Riley Zavori:

Sometimes a girl just wants to go frolic in the fields. And other times...