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Sometimes I just wanna lay on the floor and never get up, is that much to ask?

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woo, I've been gone a while nxsdm but to make up for it, I give you more peters as vines.

Peter 1: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino white bag.

Peter 2: You spilled — whaghwhha — lipstick in my Valentino white bag?

#vines #incorrect quotes #peter 2 #peter 1 #marvel mcu #parker fluff

America: Your dreams are actually just your alternate selves

Me remembering that one dream about my brother's leg being cut off by a train: ... Interesting

#mom spoilers #marvel mcu #america chavez #dreams #multiverse of madness

Wanda: [commits several atrocities and was low-key terrifying]

Her queer ass stans: YUH SLAY POP OFF QUEEN SHIT MATERIAL GIRL SUPPORT WOMEN'S RIGHTS TO COMMIT CRIMES 😩

#wanda maximoff #mom spoilers #marvel mcu #scarlet witch #material girl #low-key same #wanda mcu #queer fans

Okay so, I watched MoM today and I have things to say-

The intro scene>>>> I got so sad when I figured out he was going to Christine's wedding:( the fucking guy he used to work with made me fucking giggle, Christine looked beautiful and when she asked if he was happy, I swear my heart broke. The octopus low-key scared the shit out of me, but we don't talk about that. America stealing Strange's sling ring sent me lmao. Also Spider-Man mention ayeee, I love America asked if he shot webs out of his ass and Strange didn't know lmao.

When he went to look for Wanda, I got so excited, and I loved their convo. Then she mentioned America's name and my heart dropped. From the trailers, I'd assumed she would be a protag, but I love the twist!!

When the WandaVision theme played, I lost it, and the poor girl:( give her back her children or I'll riot. Not justifying her actions, just saying I get her to an extent.

America's backstory is so depressing, also lesbians in the MCU, I repeat lesbians in the MCU!!

Wanda straight up killing everyone in Kamar-Taj was brutal, and I loved it, sue me

I low-key thought Wong died and nearly cried-

When she said "What mouth?", yo, my heart did somersaults and when she shredded Mister Fantastic, i was on the edge of my seat, like about to fall off- AND WHEN SHE CUT MISS CARTER IN HALF?!? QUEEN SHIT/J feel bad for cap marvel though

Mordo and Strange fighting were funny to me lol

The fight between Strange Supreme(?) and Strange was so fucking cool. Loved the visuals and the audio and the aghhhh/pos I'm an orchestra kid, in case you couldn't tell-

Wanda was so fucking terrifying. I loved it. It felt like I was watching a horror film, not a superhero movie 😭When she began limp-running towards them, I think I actually held my breath.

Love how all the Stranges are all bitchless

Tommy and Billy getting scared of Wanda and Wanda realising her atrocities was so....touching? Not the word, but I liked that scene.

She's not dead. Ain't nooo wayyy.

OMG, America training at Kamar-Taj?! Yes please

The post-credits scene:0. I'm not sure what happened there but my heart jumped lmao.

Lmao, poor guy, at least it stopped.

So in conclusion, that was fucking amazing. Sam Raimi, you've done it again. I felt like I was watching a full-on horror film. Normalise making Marvel movies fucking terrifying !

#multiverse of matches #mom spoilers #fucking loved it #marvel mcu #wanda maximoff #stephen strange #america chavez #wong mcu #masterpiece #sam raimi #doctor stephen strange #scarlet witch #marvel #mcu spoilers

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I present to you, the peters as vines:

Peter 2: Hey how much money do you have?

Peter 3: Oh, like, 69 cents [holds up a bunch of coins]

Peter 1: Oh! You know what means!

Peter 3: [sadly] I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets... :(

#vines #memes #peter 2 #peter 3 #spidey bros #im broke too #wait nvm i have 5$

Peter 3 is shit at doing laundry, I have decreed it so-

Peter 1: … Peter 2: … well, it's not...bad Peter 3: You're lying to me, all our clothes are pink [points at laundry basket and yes indeed all the clothes are pink] Peter 1: [tries and fails at stifling his laughter] Peter 2: If it's any consolation, I've done the same thing before Peter 1: [loses it]

#peter parker #spiderman nwh #peter 3 is shit at laundry #parker fluff #spiderman #spidermen?#its okay #i cant do laundry either

Okay, hc- Peter 1, Peter 2 and Peter 3 live in the same house, Peter 3 is the kind of person to just fall asleep anywhere and everywhere Peter 1: Uhm Peter... Peter 2: [stops what he’s doing]Yeah? Peter 1: Peter 3 fell asleep on the washing machine and I don’t know how to carry him off it without waking him up- Peter 2: [sighs agressively] 3rd time this week, I’ll help you Peter 1: :D

#peter parker #parker-fluff #i wish i could fall asleep in random places #peter 1 #peter-2 #peter 3

Alright prompt I'm thinking about. Secret superheroes. Like Hogwarts type stuff. They find out they can do things and theres a school involved. Dunno how to explain so here's a screenshot of what I have so far

#writing #writers on tumblr #story prompt

*Googles if it's possible to kill someone with a pen*

Me: Would you believe me if I said I'm a writer?

Also me: No. No I wouldn't.

#writers on tumblr #writing

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