slut era

With all the chaos of press junkets, interviews, making movies and playing with puppies, I can safely say that I'm ready for this weekend away. Even if it is going to be extremely cold, but that's what sharing body warmth and overdosing on hot chocolate is for. So, what is the one thing you're most looking forward to this weekend and the only answer I will accept is visiting and feeding the Reindeer. // @studiocitystarters

Press junkets and interviews can be exhausting, especially if they're an all day kind of thing. Though the puppy interview is hands down the best interview one could do. Cause who doesn't want to play with puppies all day long? How did you enjoy the time away? Did you make friends with all the reindeer?

I was called the British Dylan O'Brien recently and while that's a massive compliment for me, I don't know what that says about you, mate. Just, let me down slowly if you're offended, I don't think my heart could take it. But, how's it going? How is the start of your December going? I hope you've been able to have a chill holiday so far. // @dylcnobrien

Are you serious? The only part I'm offended by is the fact that no one has referred to me as the American Tom Holland. I can definitely see the resemblance between the two of us, even if it's based more off of similar vibes than looks. Because let's face it, you're much hotter than I'll ever be, dude. So far, December's been great. Mainly just doing a shit ton of shopping and decorating. How about you, bud?

Isn't Sixth Sense just awe-inspiring? I feel like he really made the psychological thriller genre his own with that one. If I ever do, I'll be able to properly say there's another degree of separation between us working together, so that has me right excited. I'm planning on finally tuning into your SNL movie too, all the trailers made the one look like an amazing set to be on.

I've been obsessed with it since I saw it back when I was only a kid/pre-teen. One of these days, we'll get lucky enough and get to work on a project together. I won't rest until it happens for us. Hands down, one of the most fun sets I've worked on. The people were just incredible and that's a project I'm going to be proud of forever.

You make it sound like I put up with you because of a duty - but I chose to put up with you. Thank you - that's all I ask because my mom and dad have already got her alot of noisy toys. I guess it's payback for all the times I had noisy things going on at their houses when I was a kid, ha. You're making my job hard here - if you end up with something completely random it's probably because Luna pulled it off the shelf and I thought 'good enough, lets go.' You're doing this to yourself, buddy. Well, I did share a birthday with my nanna so having a birthday with my kid would be pretty special. Either way, Christmas baby.

I didn't mean it like that. I also choose to put up with you, not that you're hard to be around. Quite the opposite actually, you know I love you Hayls. Well if your parents have it covered on the noisy toy front, I'll definitely go the quiet toy route just for your peace of mind and sanity. It sounds like I'm making your job pretty easy if you're leaving it up to Luna. Let her choose something random for me. I trust her judgement 100%. See, it just keeps getting even more meaningful for this kid to be born on your birthday. Hell yeah for a Christmas baby!

It's not awkward, Dyl. You didn't know cause there's only one person I've talked to about this. I would hope that you knew who she was since you've been in a short film of hers. And she's always taking the world by storm with all the amazing music she puts out. What's the other half of your personality? What about any other sport, in general?

Holy shit, Taylor? Wow, I had no idea you guys were anything more than friends. Basically the other half of my personality revolves around Tony, my dog. I'm a simple man with either of those things on my mind at any given moment.

It is nice to have some practice and you know, I've also looked after my sister's kids from time to time so I know what to do. But being there from the beginning, that's still new. I guess you're right but she's going to get sick of me. I'll be like that helicopter boyfriend, always making sure she's alright, asking her tons of questions, always the same questions. Honestly, I'd put her in bubble wrap if i could. Yeah, she is quite climsy, isn't she?

Having the uncle title just gives you even more experience to add to the resume. You're going to be the most awesome dad. I don't think she'd ever get sick of you, even if you are a helicopter boyfriend. It just means you care and you're worried about her. We should build her some sort of custom Hayley bubble so she can stay safe from all the dangers around her.

Is it true that you played Dan Aykroyd recently in the Saturday Night movie? What was that like? Playing a real life person is scary enough, but it's so much worse if they're still very much alive. Did you get the chance to meet him? If so did he give you any pointers to nail the impression of him? // @dylcnobrien

That is true! It was honestly a dream come true and the role of a lifetime. Still kind of can't believe that I was chosen for the part to begin with. Unfortunately I haven't gotten the chance to meet him, but I'm hoping one day I'll be lucky enough to.

i know that i am probably, well, i am so late with this. i wanted to reach out to say i loved saturday night. i did somehow manage to see it with everything going on. it was fun to watch and see how much everything has grown. plus i did just host for them for the first time since 2016 and can i just tell you how nervous i was? wow i'm rambling but seriously, great watch! @dylcnobrien

You're not late at all, Ari. But thank you! Congratulations on Wicked coming out this weekend. I know it's always been a dream project of yours and I can't wait to see you absolutely kill it. I did see the recent episode of you hosting. It was hard to miss it, especially since the Domingo sketch is lurking in every last corner of the internet.

I just watched Caddo Lake the other day, @dylcnobrien, and I must say it's a fantastic piece of work. All the twists really had me clamoring for more, and your co-stars and you were just fantastic. I've never gotten to work with Shyamalan, is it everything one could imagine it to be?

Wow excuse me for a moment while I recover from the fact that Emily Blunt herself just gave me an awesome compliment. It's been a dream of mine to work with Shyamalan since I saw The Sixth Sense. Definitely a career highlight for me for sure. Hopefully one day you'll get the chance to work with him so you can see what it's all about.

Why is it that I haven't gotten to see your face in what's far too long, @dylcnobrien? Think I can get you to one of my last Eras shows so we can have a proper catch-up? I know it's right around holiday time, so if you're busy, I'll pout but get over it. Just know I miss you and I'd love to have you there if you can bear sneaking up to Canada.

I've been a busy man, Tay. You're in luck that my schedule has now cleared up so I should be able to catch one of your last Eras shows. Because let's be honest, the movie doesn't cut it when I can see the real show in person. I miss you just as much, Tay. You're one of the few people I'd drop everything and fly to Canada for.