ur addiction has affected us in the following ways u are annooooyinggg

but honestly i heard tumbler was a good place to meet girls that wear fur tails plugged up they asshole

actually what are your new year’s resolutions pls put them in the tags so i can be nosy

I wish I was an ugly hideous fat unhygienic man with no job or ambition so that women would want to marry and have children with me for some reason that can't be explained by science or culture

wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this

me instructing a soldier to shoot me in the dick