Milky Kitten

kyoman told me when he was a kid and went to white school there was this kid named lior who would eat tubs of frosting with a spoon and taught everyone how to slit their wrists because everytime someone pissed him off hed open up a pencil sharpener and start slitting his wrists and like the teachers and parents were like bro you gotta stop doing this do you need counselling or support so he had all the counselling and support on planet earth but it didnt work because how could he possibly let go of a trump card that strong it was like his blue eyes white dragon and his parents were rich as fuck so he always had 300 dollars on him at age 11 so kyoman tagged along to go to whole foods after school bc kyoman is the poorest mf i ever met and he went cuz lior would share the snacks he got but he'd always get gross shit like more tubs of frosting to eat with a spoon so kyoman was like this isnt even worf it but it was too late since yk when ur a kid you just get stuck with people once you hang out with them once. and this guy also gave kyoman his first widely used nickname which was bush but it was out of racial discrimination because kyoman was literally the only brown person at this white ass school with textured hair and shit so he was like you look like a bush cuz youre brown with big hair lets all call him bush and kyoman was like: ok

I need more lesbian Prussia in my life