#whateva

new sex move where she straight up fictionalizes you

my greatest era writing wise was when i was single and madly suicidal now im just madly suicidal it’s fucking boring. im probably going to delete all these posts sometime in the morning.

new demon phenotype: the red one

scientists have done rigorous studies and research and discovered that the objectively best place to kill yourself is a pumpkin patch. they don’t know why yet.

I laugh every time I remember that in check, please bob zimmermann is close friends with wayne gretzky to the point that jack calls him “uncle wayne” whilst also being understanding and supportive of jacks sexuality. Like so either Bob is one of those parents who “supports” their kid but doesn’t stand up to/keep them away from homophobic family and friends or check please!wayne isn’t a bigot which ok sure I guess lmao it’s hard to imagine

you can tell hussies nonbinary because of how many people exclusively call them either a cis man or a trans woman