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You’d like that wouldn’t you? Sorry buddy, but it’s not in the stars. {’ scrunches his face } Nah, I won’t say that word because it’s rude… which explains why it’s so easy for you. {’ conceals his chuckle by looking away and bringing his fist over his mouth. }

❝wouldn't really know until you try, right?❞ {'snickers and reaches over to ruffle your hair} ❝eh. you're killin' me here.❞ {'frowns and crosses his arms over his chest}

Talking about asses now? And you called me the rude, little f word. {’ snorts, shaking his head a few times } 

❝feel free to kiss mine. f word. aw, baby cant cuss? i guess that makes sense i mean .. you do have a baby face. sort of.❞ {'grins}

That’s a joke right? You’re speaking to the king of sarcasm here. {’ proudly taps his hand against his chest } 

So I’m told. {’ lightly whips the hair out of his face, gently using his fingers to get any pieces left out of place }

{'slowly quirks a brow and snorts} ❝dunno if you cant hint the sarcasm in that sentence because you're dumb ... or just ... dumb.❞

❝ it's overwhelming. sit down, namshit. more will come. i wouldn't want to spend the next many years with someone else. ❞

Im sure it is. Maybe they’re gonna put it into the summer olympics because of you. There might just be someone else out there that’s better than you at it. Gotta start training. { —`grins widely, shaking his head a bit } Oh? And to think I was actually gonna give you a hug and maybe admit I missed ya. Tsk. Way to break someone’s heart, asshole.

 ❝ ... i'll make sure they give you a gold, shit shaped medal. bronze would suit it better though. ❞ {' narrows his eyes and folds his arms over his chest } ❝ you're just saying that to make me feel like i made the wrong move. that's alright, don't want you touching me anyways. hey, shut up. we're even now, no? ❞

I don’t know, should I? I don’t know where your hands have been, and that’d be gross if you went diving in shit or something because knowing you, you probably did. Hm, I think that’s debatable actually if I did or not.

 ❝ yeah, cuz y'know, diving into a pile of shit is completely normal nowadays. ❞ {' rolls his eyes and snorts }  ❝ is this how you treat me? ouch. my poor heart. toh, doesn't matter if you missed me or not, i didn't come back for you anyways. ❞