We're going to hell anyway, let's travel first class

🪐 Absolutely lies about their age. Usually says 28, might try even younger. Being over thirty feels like they should be living in a retirement home and not something they want to claim. Ever.

🪐 Is a twin, the first born (because that matters) and the more successful (because that matters WAY more). They fell out of contact through loads of things that were Dahey’s doing but will not be admitted. Dahey prefers to live as an orphan though.

🪐 left handed

🪐 can cook amazingly, chooses not to regularly

🪐Ballinaglough -> Cardiff -> London -> Cardiff -> Manhattan -> Jasper

🪐 Fluent in Irish, Welsh, French, and German. Passable in Italian and Spanish. Working on Japanese (it was in hopes they got hired at a university there, they didn’t but they’re no quitter)

🪐 Does drag, it’s very kitschy 50s housewife vibes. Favorite song to perform to currently is Nancy Sinatra’s These Boots Are Made For Walking. Currently using the name Grayson Elegence (grace and elegence)

🪐 Cares far too much about image. So much of what they do is about how it’ll look. It doesn’t take a lot of chipping away to see that the stuff they buy/wear/do isn’t always the stuff they love. 

🪐 Can’t drive

🪐 5′6″ and ready to fight about it

🪐 Incredibly smart and very passionate about learning. Math is their home. Their happy place. Their first love. Space is a close second.

🪐 Holds three phDs.  (two in different kinds of math, one in a more physics related thing, a masters in teaching)

🪐 Pretentious coffee drinker (talks about it like they care, drinks the sugariest stuff on the menu)

🪐 Vodka based drinks at the bar, the less you can taste the alcohol the better. Will drink too many though

🪐 pronouns are a steadfast they/them. Doctor if an honorific is needed. will bend the rules for certain things (sir, baby girl, princess, etc) and tred lightly with the more “gender neutral” gendered terms (girl, dude, guys, etc)