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Henri Matisse (French, 1869-1954), Feuille noire sur fond rouge [Black Leaf on Red Background], 1952. Gouache and collage on paper, 50 x 40 cm.

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Adriana Varejao - ARCO, 2018

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Adam Patterson, Regurgitate (Performance Documentation), Barbados, 2016. Photographed by Logan Thomas.

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[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text reading: Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you. Lucky Numbers 1, 2, 8, 7, 40, 43]

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Architect Christian Kerez has built an inhabitable structure inside Switzerland’s Biennale pavilion, featuring a cloud-like exterior and a cavernous interior. See a full set of images on http://ift.tt/1P7Sfhv #architecture #pavilions #Venice #venicebiennale2016 #biennalearchitettura2016 by dezeen http://ift.tt/1sg0jcp

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Banner for AdventureJam 2018 . Check out all the entries :D

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reasons why my friends wanted to move on pt. 2/? (2017)

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1/∞ times when hyunjin stole my heart

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I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

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I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

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when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

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One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

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One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

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Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

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Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

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i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

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one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

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I work at a doggie daycare where we do training and socialization. After being together for about a month, the guy I’m with asked why I always try to stick my hand in my pocket whenever he held the door open for me or did something polite.

I was reaching for my treat pouch. I was trying to train my date with dog biscuits.

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at the summer camp I work at, we spend a lot of time walking around the city parks on the bike paths, and camp policy is to stay on the right side of the path, an if you see a bike, you yell “BIKE!” and then everyone else in your group yells “BIKE” so that you all see the bike coming.

Anyway, every September when I go back to college it always takes me a while to break the habit so I spend about a week hollering BIKE!! at every bike that passes me on campus

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