pretty sins and gold

damn bitch you live laugh love like this?

some people have moneys. some people have freaken dollars and cents. some people have coins, and bucks. and well i’m not one of those people.

you have jaundice.

i have jaundice.

sorry for not talking to anyone i am completely one hundred percent disconnected from this reality

concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse

dragon riders are actually just fantasy cowboys you heard it here first

H… howdy train your dragon

do you just want the password to my blog while you’re at it with these god tier takes

[chopped voice] so i look down at the basket and i’m immediately thinking i can’t cook,

Full offence but I need to sit in a river

i’m sorry picsthatmakeyougohmm but this pic made me go hell yea babey elvis presley

picsthatmakeyougohellyeababeyelvispresley

To All the Mutuals I Still Follow Even Though We Only Had That One Hyperfixation in Common Like Five Years Ago

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*